flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 10, 2009

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!

"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"

by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018

Flax

When a situation, object, or person completely sucks. Can be used to describe almost any unfortunate circumstance or negative trait related to something.

1) "Man, I studied for eight hours and got a "D" on the test. That test was Flax!"
2) "Jasons' so Flax he's content to work flipping burgers for the rest of his life."
3) When you're in a real hurry to get to work and get nothing but red lights, it's perfectly acceptable to shout, "Flax!" at the top of your lungs.
4) "I hate my friggin' Flax job!
5) "You bought a Yugo? Don't you know those cars are Flax?"

by PilotSteve October 7, 2008

Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007