flingman

the opposite of a wingman, who's purpose is to weed out potential undesirable suitors.

Hey, that scumbag Charlie called me and asked me out on a date, wanna come be my flingman?

by BDUBBBBBBS January 16, 2011

Flint Angel

A woman from any less-than-reputable inner city area that does not partake in sexual intercourse, drug use, or anz illegal activity.

Gangster 1: Yo man, you hear bout stephanie?
Gangster 2: Aw yeah man, she's one of them Damn Flint Angels

by Joesophtheblackguyraper445 February 11, 2012

Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.

Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.

by KardenKarden May 1, 2015

Flinstoning

When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.

Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.

by billy_cox November 15, 2015

Flinf

To call a named backwards

I was so confused yesterday. She kept flinfing

by Polly satmore August 8, 2017

Fling ding

Fling ding is another term for a flonky, or a person who is seen as irrelevant or unpopular with his/her class or social group, commonly said in southern Louisiana.

Man don't worry about what Mike said about you, that kid a fling ding anyways.

by 504bigdawg October 28, 2017

fling ting

A relationship less than 2 months

Nah it was a fling ting

by 76777. September 4, 2018