fixing to

a fuck ass way for people from the south to say about to

I'm fixing to go to the house.

by it will be hell April 29, 2019

computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse

John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing

by terry January 16, 2005

Key Finding

When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.

Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.

by Zlats October 24, 2012

Fiving

1)The act or state of trolling someone mentally/psychically and virtually.

2) A stupid nick name for someone called "captain".

Mitch was fiving me the other day by the pond; I cried afterwards.

by iFiving July 15, 2011

finingal

To win

I have to finingal this game

by GargantuanPenis June 8, 2024

Fixing the Hub

To perform Oral Sex on a male. Also see wordblow job/word

Karen came over last night and she really fixed my hub!!

by Tabs October 9, 2003

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009