fark

the burned skin on barbecued chicken

"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"

by mama of kcd's July 3, 2012

Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

farkeldarkel

A word or phrase used both to describe, and evoke the wonder involved with the discovery of some otherwise indescribable substance whilst under the influence of psychoactive, aka mind altering substances. Etymological roots may be in "Fire Sign Theater."

Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"

by BillyRaya January 1, 2008

faranoia

a false sense of paranoia by someone who is acting higher than they are

After taking a hit from the 3 foot pipe, Alex claimed that the cops were outside but we knew it was faranoia

by da gmurph March 23, 2008

Fark

To fark is to practice the sexual of act of having anal sex with one’s partner whilst said partner farts.

Babe, I think I want to try and fark you tonight!

by absolutetrash67 July 16, 2021

Fark

Fark (Verb): To heavily distort music at a fast BPM or Tempo (Example: Blank Space at 200 BPM) with Kickdrums or Bassdrums in electronic music such as: Pieps, Donks, Boinks, Doinks, Bonks, Gated Kicks, Laser Kicks, or any other type of kick (termed by the artist GPF; used when censoring music).

Music Playing: "Because everytime we 'Fark' I get a feeling, and everytime we "Fark" I reach for skies.."
I just wanna say 'Fark' ya know? Get the edge off.

by Hey_x October 15, 2021