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Florida is, indeed, America's Penis.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
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Florida Gaytor

A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!
by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012
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Florida dreads

The thick ass dreads they got in Florida, idk what the other dude talking about. Also known as wicks
Look at them fatass locks on that man heads, boy got some Florida dreads
by KevintheKing August 29, 2019
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florida taco del mar

a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.
damn, that florida taco del mar looks freak nasty.
by tylerballz July 2, 2008
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Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
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Palm Bay Florida

Quite Possibly The Most Boring Place in Florida. FILLED with old people
The are soo many old people that live in Palm Bay Florida
by Tyler Marcinik January 10, 2011
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Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida

Ahh Charlotte High school,The definiton of a corrupt school.
Sure,Some people might think its a great school.But 90% of the students will say they hate it.This school revolves around sports.When the hurricane hit punta gorda,the first thing charlotte high decided to do is rebulid the gym and football stadium.Get the point?Hell,half the teachers are coaches.And theres so many cliques you can't count.
You have your typical snobby girls who think their hot shit when in reality there going absolutley nowhere in life.Then theres the rednecks,all they do is chew tobacco which i guess the staff could give a shit about.Even though it's a tobacco free campus.
And of course whats a high school without jocks,the Jocks basically rule the school,that is if there good,which most of them are not.Not to mention about 75% of the kids at charlotte smoke pot.And if your being picked on,Don't tell a teacher or the "resource officer".they'll just try to scare the bully with a detention or suspend him for two days.So,when i ask someone what they plan to do after the high school, they give me the same answer everytime.Get the fuck out of charlotte county.
-So,you hear about Charlotte High School Punta gorda,florida?
-Yeah,i heard it's the biggest shithole in the world.
by freshmen12344 March 31, 2009
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