The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.
Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.
by spflex57 November 30, 2019
Get the Water Fumug. Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 2, 2023
Get the scum-fumug. Someone is fierce,funny,weird,a great Best Friend, is there to cheer you you whenever and whatever the problem is .
by The finder April 23, 2017
Get the fu shengmug. It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
Get the FU diarymug. by Valdarthebold December 8, 2021
Get the Bullet Fumug. This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
by jedfu May 4, 2010
Get the Jed Fumug. by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021
Get the fu kmug.