Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Folkers

A group of people you like too much to call them fuckers.

Drink folkers!

by Micheal J. Caboose May 21, 2019

fonderning

The act of being away from one's loved one and feeling the fondness and longing growing in the heart.

"Babe this business trip is taking so long. The fonderning is killing me!"

by Hēikè July 30, 2019

fooderal

like a funeral, but food. boom. fooderal. is it that hard to figure it out?

person 1: "I don't know, I'm not gonna order the beans."
person 2: "It's your fooderal."

by fennecsaur March 14, 2021

folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Folkers

A group of people of a certain kinds

My grandpapi whipped all the folkers on the ye old farm

by Rosa Parks bus seat October 26, 2022