flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005

flance

It's a combinations of prancing and flirting and flouncing. It's acting cute to get attention.

Hey *spins around so skirt goes up*
*guy thinks, wow look at her flance*
Jealouse female "augh you little slut stop flancing!"

by Youngyulia May 11, 2006

flagged

Someone is banned from doing something.

"He had too much to drink. He is flagged"

by Dirk May 17, 2004

Flangearoo

A flange where the quims are saggy enough to bounce off the floor and walls. i e the roo part.

Man look at that bitches flangearoo bounce!

by ja-flump May 13, 2006

flanginacide

(fl-ah-n jI-nah-sIde) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake.

sgt Murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007