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ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"
Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome
by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010
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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
by KW117 June 19, 2011
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Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.
Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate
by Kiadii February 12, 2018
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E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.
You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.
by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014
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Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.
Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver
by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016
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No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.
I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)
by Now Nut December November 11, 2019
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Nasal Ejaculation

1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose.

2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds.

2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief).

*Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.
Person 1: (says something funny and unbelieveable) Can you believe that?!?
Person 2: *Laughs so hard phlegm shoots out through his nose*
Person 1: Woah dude, you just had a major nasal ejaculation!

Or

"
Person 2: *spits out all liquid contents of mouth and boogeys go flying*
Person 1: Eeew man! You just had a nasal ejaculation

See also: Nasal Ejaculate (verb form)
by Person_ March 24, 2007
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