escapee

As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.

Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.

by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010

Escapism

Song off the Pete Rock and CL Smooth 1994 Album, The Main Ingredient. The song features the perfect old school beat with Pete Rock providing the vocals. To appreciate the song to the fullest, smoke a blunt with it.

"The name is Pete Rock, I'll take you higher than the ism. I'm on an exodus, Escapism."

by Soul Brother #1 August 17, 2009

Escapism

The art of escapeing

Herminio is an escapism god

by GAYWISDOMDONKEY April 3, 2019

escapoo

The poo that escapes from a baby's nappy and gets smeared all over everything, like the baby, the baby's clothes, the car seat, the high chair, the floor, the walls, you, the dog, and so on.

Honey, can you come and help me clean up the escapoo? I think we'll have to burn these clothes and hose down the change table, me, the baby, the wall, the floor, etc.

by Brie Fromage August 6, 2007

liquid escapade

Shooting hot stew from your asshole after a regretful meal.
Also known as hot spray and ass lava.

William: Ate Taco Bell today and immediately filled the toilet with hot ass lava.

Andre: Accompanied by a prolapsed rectum?

William: Yes!

Andre: Sounds like liquid escapade.

by Ofathada May 9, 2011

Facebook Escapist

Someone who routinely goes off-line on Facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send

John: I tried to message Will the other night, and just as I started typing in "what's up?" he went offline.

Max: Yeah he always gets away at the last second, he's such a Facebook Escapist

by Laxman33 May 31, 2012

anal escapader

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

by Penguin♡Pancakes June 7, 2014