every english person is different, whether they're arrogant arseholes or good- hearted people. They're not smug or full of themselves, just proud to be part of a nation that has made a contribution (be it good or bad) to the world.
the weather kind of sucks and no don't hate all americans just pathetic ones who think they own the world and everything in it. I AM NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS EVERY AMERICAN!!
Strong people who constantly put up with the prejudice views of other nations but still think good of them.
Famous for comedy and fish n chips and beer. Famous for james bond and the queen and will shakespeare and cups of tea :D
Tip: english people are english, not british. there is a difference!!! xoxo
the weather kind of sucks and no don't hate all americans just pathetic ones who think they own the world and everything in it. I AM NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS EVERY AMERICAN!!
Strong people who constantly put up with the prejudice views of other nations but still think good of them.
Famous for comedy and fish n chips and beer. Famous for james bond and the queen and will shakespeare and cups of tea :D
Tip: english people are english, not british. there is a difference!!! xoxo
'english people are from england. scottish are from scotland. irish people are from ireland. welsh people are from wales. these are all different!'
by thoseenglishgirls February 17, 2010

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
by D. Butter January 26, 2009

by Angry Loner March 3, 2007

by AMERICAN November 2, 2003

Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".
Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
by Alhadis December 9, 2004

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony
Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.
by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004

When a male has anal sex with a partner, then ejaculates inside, then uses a large, blunt object to widen the anus. Then he reaches inside and scoops out feces and semen, then eats it.
by chinesetrout January 14, 2008
