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ex-in-the-box

When all of an ex's belongings in a person's possesion are being kept. Usually implies that person is not quite over the ex.
She's having a hard time with the break-up; it's been months and she still has the ex-in-the-box.
by DeeBby<3 April 12, 2009
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Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009
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EX-Terminator

Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again
dude your an EX-Terminator
by pegasaskv December 19, 2009
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Ex Girlfriend

The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.
My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.
by HoleMole October 4, 2018
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ex blues

That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.
"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."
by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014
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Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things
by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015
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Ex Mafia

A sexy dirtbag who sucks the pussy just right, but yet never fucks, unless your a hot ass hoe.
"Ex Mafia is a dirtbag."
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