English nose 

Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.

Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.

English nose by 123endmysuffering456 December 22, 2016

English Toastie 

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.

"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"

English Toastie by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

English teacher 

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

English teacher by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite

Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas

English Enema by N8™️ January 21, 2020

English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.

"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"

English pullout by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020

English National No School Day 

December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)

English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.

English National No School Day by HM Government Education sect. December 7, 2020

English Class 

No questions asked the worst class of a day, 40 minutes of hell.

Oh, fuck we have English class today.

English Class by transgenderacist March 8, 2021