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The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.
The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022
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The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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Drunkey Chan

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Pronunciation: (Drunk-ee Chan)
Noun/Adj: A person who is quite intoxicated and suddenly believes they are a drunken master of kung-fu. Will often perform sloppy kicks and karate chops, and sometimes the occasional half-assed parkour attempt. Usually an amusing sight, mostly only bringing harm on themselves rather than others at worst.
Noun: "Woah woah woah now, look at ol' drunkey chan over there. Hey! Show them your jump kick! OHHH SHIT BRO, your ass okay?! DO IT AGAIN MAN!!!"
Adj: "Oh shit fam, He's gonna try to go all drunkey chan on that rail over there. $20 says he hits his balls really hard."
by B00mb0xxx May 21, 2021
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Drunkenese

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The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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drunkersation

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A conversation that is had when two or more involved parties are intoxicated. Often, one or more person(s) involved is (are) able to recall fragments of said conversation in the days that follow.
Person #1: Man, I can't believe you shave your balls with a razor.
Person #2: What? No I don't.
Person #1: Yeah. You told us last night that you do it after church every Sunday.
Person #3: Totally... during our drunkersation!
by WhiskeyNick March 18, 2009
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Drunkelstiltskin

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A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.
The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009
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Drunkenstein

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A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.

Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.

Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
Check out Drunkenstein heading back to the bar. I bet he's not ordering water!
by Fritopia March 18, 2009
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