drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.

by jimmybomm July 14, 2022

Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.

“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”

by Ecinreb February 9, 2021

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya October 8, 2008

Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.

I hate drunken showers!

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016