Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

Doom Buggy

The show name given to Disney's OmniMover system, used in the Haunted Mansion rides in California and Florida.

Please keep your arms inside the Doom Buggy at all times.

by Brian The Mute October 16, 2008

doom bringer

a guy who likes yaoi, has sexual intercourse with his sister, and lives on a balcony

"so, what are you doing later?"

"i don't know -- maybe i'll look at some gay anime porn and then fuck my sister on the balcony."

"man, you're a real doom bringer."

by doom bringer's sister November 7, 2008

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

Barrel of Doom

The most overrated video game obstacle ever. In Sonic 3's Carnival Night Zone, there is a barrel that blocks off access to the passage below. Virtually everyone in the world has gotten stuck here for a long period of time, but the truth is, it's extremely easy to get past (just press up and down!)

The Barrel of Doom is so fucking easy to figure out! I don't know why you all are so fucking retarded!

by rtv0587 July 13, 2009