Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)

Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."

by "Special"Frog June 16, 2012

Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006

Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.

Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"

by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009

Dickling

To tickle a dick

She used a feather to give him a proper dickling

by stumplump July 23, 2017

ducklings.io

The best battle royale game in recorded history. Can be played alone or with friends. The goal of the game is to collect lost ducklings and take them back to your home. There are also other ducks in the game, and sometimes they try stealing your ducks too. The best part is that your parents can be fooled by its innocent, relaxing, cute appearance, but in reality, it is the most intense and maddening game ever.

"Ayo, let's go for a round of ducklings.io!"
"Nah bro, it made me go to therapy for a year."
"Same. But it's so good that I would go to therapy for every day to play it."
"Aight I agree. Fire it up"

by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

dicklious

Something so good that you'd suck dick for it.

Holy sh*t, that hamburger was so dicklious!

by Neon Blue Ranger June 2, 2014