distraction dance 

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

distraction dance by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020

Destructicon

A violent and destructive personality, usually occuring in mild mannered people after consuming alcohol

After drinking a few shots, Oliver transformed into destructicon!

Destructicon by Grug Life 2006 June 23, 2011

captain destructo 

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

captain destructo by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Destructive 

Destroying stuff in a frenzy of rage.

Destructive, as in: I’ll break your stuff in a frenzy of rage.

Destructive by TheRopes January 29, 2021

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

Distraction by Distraction Central April 3, 2009

Dinner Distraction 

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

Dinner Distraction by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Mutually Assured Distraction 

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

Mutually Assured Distraction by Big South February 22, 2010