Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

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Get the Doritos cerealmug.

Doritos

The best damn thing you’ve put in your mouth sence your dads dick you inbred fuck fat bitch

Want some Doritos in your pussy

by Savagedick March 5, 2018

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Get the Doritosmug.

Dorito

Part of a Wankel Rotary engine (the rotor), jokingly referred to as Doritos, because of its triangular shape.

Person 1: What engine do you have in your RX-7?
Person 2: Doritos, obviously.

by Youkiddingme October 9, 2019

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Get the Doritomug.

dorito lipstick

When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.

Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.

Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.

by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

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Get the dorito lipstickmug.

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"

U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

by 70RR 007 October 22, 2025

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