donut receipt

Senseless waste.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg

"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."

"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."

by dj jazzy 123 April 1, 2010

donuting

The art of throwing or smashing donuts on a house(usually front porch or garage) and then leaving them for the owner of the home to clean up.

What do you want to do to Lerczak's house tonight?
Let's go donuting

What did you do to my house last night?
It's called donuting

by Johnny Lerczak March 18, 2008

donut pusher

A person who is the "giver" during anal sex... In other words the pitcher, not the catcher.

Look at that donut pusher wearing skinny jeans.

by Black Spartan June 3, 2009

Donut box

An event or gathering where all or most attendees are females. The female version of a sausage party.

Aww man I was hoping to get some D at church camp, but it’s a total donut box!

by daftdoll March 8, 2019

donutdomo

a person who really sucks at fortnite but can do 90s and lazer people from 270m!

person1: just got him with my scar still full health
person2:your such a donutdomo

by Hoez4days June 21, 2019

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.

Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.

by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020

donutluvr4444

donutluvr4444 is an amazing tiktoker and I love her videos and her a lot!! she’s funny and she’s really nice :))
she is also really pretty like oh my god
she answers your dms and I think that’s amazing
She’s like a big sister! I love her

„remember when donutluvr4444 used to post about rohan and only use rohan pics?“
„omg yes!!“

by Jotaroissohot February 24, 2022