dildo breath

Dildo breath?? A random insult that states that u have been sucking on dildo's all day, and u can smell it from atleast 10 feet away.

O yea, your motha was a hewa.

Can i have a tic taci, I have some serious dildo breath

by Josh Matthews (associated by dan jenkins) May 11, 2004

dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

dildo 3000

when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns

Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000

by cashman May 17, 2007

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Dildo Head

When someone is utterly stupid.

“India is such a dildo head!” Meg said, laughing as she watched her friend make stupid jokes.

by websliinging May 25, 2019

Dildo Dude

A person named Caleb that overcompensates for having a small penis by acting like he is the boss, or, manager of sorts, over everyone.

When in fact, he is neither, and never will be.
Because he is a inconvenience, and a general waste of space.

F: "You know Caleb right?"
R: "Ye, I mean he's made a name for being a small minded bigot"
F: "Well he's flirting with the new girl, you know, instead of doing his job."
R: "He never does his job what do you expect, he's an asshole."
T: "A dildo dude."

by Yokosuka Giana August 17, 2021

Dildo lips

Lips that have been inflated with colagen to the point that they look fake.

Meg Ryan's career went south once she got those dildo lips.

by modross December 9, 2008