Harry Cooked

The act of jizzing into someones toaster, especially at a party

guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'

everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'

by joe1234543 March 29, 2009

Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.

"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA

by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015

Daniel cook

A small you man who is regarded as being gay. He gets friend zoned by a wide range of women including milfs. The name Daniel cook also means and individual who whips his sick out in math class. Don't be mistaken by the show Daniel cook.

u remind me of a lose Daniel cook

by jojojojo11 May 7, 2015

Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

by Kr3m1in May 13, 2011

your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014

dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 16, 2007

Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005