Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.

i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground

Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow

by JediXT April 13, 2005

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

diapson crystal

A fictional type of crystal used by science fiction fantasy author, Terry Brooks. These crystals are used to convert light energy gathered by special sails in order to propel flying ships resembling conventional sailing ships. These flying ships appear in trilogies, The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara and The High Druid of Shannara.

"... the jib was used by airships to absorb a wider swath of ambient light that could be converted to energy by the diapson crystals that powered the ship", (Jarka Ruus by Terry Brooks, 1st hardcover edition page 212-213)

by Al Erickson January 27, 2007

crystal mcgrory

a woman with no class, no boobs and no ass,
smells like fish and has a loose vagina.

crystal mcgrory is a skank.

by emma mcgiverd October 20, 2008