choked

mad or upset

I was so choked my car got stolen, so i found the person who did it and pushed him into a wall, he was pretty choked.

by Missy May 13, 2003

Coke Zero

diet coke in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls

A: "Is that diet coke you're drinking? You ponce..."
B: "Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men."

by mike spooner May 31, 2007

coke mouth

the strange aftertaste in your mouth after having snorted a few lines of coke. Taste is a little bitter(not too bad) and leaves your mouth a little numb.

hey man; pass me a piece or gum or some beer, I've got some serious coke mouth

by chingon666 March 8, 2009

Chokeland Faders

The alter ego of the infamous Oakland Raides that always seem to Choke and Fade in the latter part of any football season

The Oakland Raiders started the season in first place at 4 and 0, but choked out half way through the season and faded to last place in the division.

by Powder December 5, 2002

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.

ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts

by Elevator July 29, 2007

the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004

Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time

Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....

by Ben L. June 7, 2004