creationism

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

by Zarquon July 31, 2006

Creative reason

What you say when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you actually have to get out of bed and do your job.

Krista Vernoff and Shonda Rhimes: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 21, 2018

the creator

Al Gore. The creator of all that is inter---.

Al Gore created the internet, as well as the interweb.

by grap3 December 7, 2004

Creativity

Using available resources to invent a fresh perspective on an already established idea.

John's creativity introduced me to art.

by Decked May 30, 2015

bleacher creature

someone who goes to baseball games and buys cheap standing-room tickets, then takes the seats of people who dont show up.

that goddamn bleacher creature only paid 4 fucking bucks!

by adam's got a knife December 3, 2007

bleacher creatures

Rowdy group of people in the Yankee Stadium bleachers. Yankee stadium actually stopped serving alcohol during the game because they were too wild. Right now their famous for doing the roll call in where they chant every Yankee player's name until the player acknowledges them.

BLEACHER CREATURES.
ok guys time for the roll call
BC> Derek Jeter! clap clap clap clap clap Derek Jeter!
Jeter> these people are soo fucking anoying..(waives)
BC> YAY!.. A-Rod!! A-Rod!

by [e-mail] August 13, 2006

Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.

Creationists are idiots.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 26, 2020