knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013

have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

by summergal March 29, 2015

Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap

when used to describe sickness;feeling sick

"Oh, man, I feel like crap!"

by Micheal_S October 5, 2005

cheap wine

A homemade wine consisting of fruit juice, sugar and a packet of baker's yeast, after fermentation the alcohol content usualy ranges from 16%-20% per volume

That cheap wine only cost me $2.57 to make.

by battle action christ June 16, 2008

cheap

someone that doesn't like to spend money

Olvier is very cheap

by jon June 21, 2003

talk is cheap

a phrase used to indicate an individuals inclination to verbalize opinions, stances, or other traits and subsequent reluctance to act upon said traits.

"that girl the other night said she digs me, but every time we hang out, nothing comes of it."

"yeah, well, talk is cheap."

by rsadlier February 5, 2009