Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.

"Time to pack some cowboy candy"

Cowboy Candy by paxperse November 8, 2006

Cowboy Hitler 

evil german with them Nazi-zombie folk
He's married to Mario Lopez & they're just livin it up!!!
(maybe he'll give ya a call sometime if ur lucky)
oh yeaah, he's a freakin BAMF!!!

"hey yall! itza Cowboy Hitler"

Cowboy Hitler by wooooo :) March 14, 2010

Cowboy Dave 

Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.

Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!

All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?

Cowboy Dave by reado July 23, 2008

cowboy poet 

An almagamation of the cowboy and the poet. Even cooler than a ninja, or, indeed, a ninja pirate. Of course, the ninja pirate cowboy poet is greater than all.

Jeffrey Rowland is a the greatest cowboy poet ever!

cowboy poet by Donald F June 27, 2006

Cowboy Bidet

The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.

Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.

Cowboy Bidet by Caasi March 12, 2008

cowboy style grind 

A fluid motion done by bringing the pelvic area back and forth in one continuous motion

She does a good Cowboy style Grind!

cowboy style grind by garrett8910 April 21, 2011

Cowboy Cattle Prod 

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

Cowboy Cattle Prod by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011