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dane cook

Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
by Katelyn OC May 16, 2006
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Dane Cook

A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.
Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.
by comedyfan April 10, 2006
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coodoo

coodoo

1. Slang; shortened version of "cool dude".

2. To describe an individual who exemplifies coolness.

Also can be spelled coodu.
1. Wow! This new restaurant is coodoo!

2. I just met the new replacement and she's coodoo.
by Tricia Ann May 26, 2005
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Cockdabs

Globules of semen deposited to a womans naval or face areas post intercourse.
Gave the bitch a few cockdabs last night.
by FRTC August 28, 2003
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coodamomma

1)That velvet box from which all lifes blessings flow ie. the vagina
Last night, I had a go at her coodamomma; pure bliss!
by yamman1989 October 23, 2008
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Ghetto Cook

Mane Tyrone, I have tha itch fo' sum drugs. I betta go mess wit tha ghetto cook down tha street.
by Phenton April 21, 2009
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.
by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021
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