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Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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Concord NH

The capital of New Hampshire, located 20 miles north of Manchester. Known for its old New England-style elegance, affordable housing (compared to most of the state), French and Greek restaurants, and frequent Free State Project activist activities. It may not be as rich as Windham or Bedford but it sure as hell ain't full of tacky mcmansions. It may not be as exciting as Manchvegas or Boston but it's not a trash-fest like most other New England cities.

Also known to many as the halfway point between Boston and the White Mountains.
Concord NH: a sweet blend of class, libertarianism, culture, diversity, intelligence, city, and frontier.
by 603explorer November 30, 2010
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condom

Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina
by Anonymous July 16, 2002
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Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!
Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007
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condom

Thank God, I had a condom else we'd be screwed.
by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007
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use a condom

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.
Buy USE A CONDOM t-shirts at www.book182.wordans.us
by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012
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Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.
I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.
by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009
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