Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

connections day school

The teachers are cocky and associate everything you say back to them as disrespectful, even if you are working with them. One of the only few things you can say to these teachers is Ok or Yes. If its not those you will be punished and either get sent into the hall which is what they call a 'break' but in reality its just for them to get you out of the classroom so they have a reason not to be around you. Or they send you to a office called RIS (restorative intervention supports) which is where you have to wait 5 minutes in the office and then you have to write down definitions, you usually 5-20 normally, Sometimes even 50 or 100 (depends on what you did). These definitions take a long time to complete and takes away precious time to do your class work, which means they are taking away our education and our chances to learn. And when your not doing definitions or sitting out in the hall, you are trying as hard as you possibly can to concentrate, but you just cant. Why cant you concentrate? Kids love to scream of yell in the halls or bang on the walls. All of the yelling is so loud and it sometimes hurts your ears and makes you mad because you cant do ANYTHING. And when one of these kids are having one of their tantrums, they will close the halls so you cant do things such as, switch your class, try to get water, or use the bathroom. It is basically a system where if one kid does something, you have to take the punishment, which is really unfair for all of us.

Connections day school is the reason I cant get work done

by QuentyDuhPSN March 30, 2020

contesticles

Frogs gay

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles

by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.

Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022

Conception day

Conception day, colloquially known as C-Day is a day celebrated in northern austria or southern germany, to honor a friends conception. All it usually involves is some friends, maybe some stories and food.

Yo, you coming to my Conception day this year?
Sure man, wouldnt miss it

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022