Candice

If you are searching this you've probably been hit and annihilated by the "Candice dick fit into your mouth". Brain will shrink down by 1000% and symptoms might include gayness. seek immediate medical assistance.

guy1: dude, i heard candice got pregnant
guy2: who's candice?
Guy1: candice dick fit into your mouth?

by gay-ass-nigga-guacamole-penis October 21, 2019

Candice

Definitely just the ice gym leader in some of the pokemon games, nothing else, not a setup to a deez nuts joke like candice nuts fit in your mouth, nope.

Random guy who does a little trolling: Hey, heard you've been doing stuff with Candice lately.
Intellectual: Yeah I'm trying to beat her in pokemon
Random guy: I was expecting you to say "who's Candice" so I can say "Candice nuts fit in your mouth", wait, OH NOOOOO
Intellectual: lmao you trolled yourself, get trolled

by Lance0 September 5, 2021

240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air

This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!

by B. Hanback January 9, 2009

Candice

Candice is a girl who has very long hair and bright blue eyes. She knows how to cheer people up quicker than a snap. She isn’t good at combat. She sometimes over reacts at things like if a guy said she liked someone she’d smack him. She is late on time a lot. She says mean stuff but doesn’t always mean it. She his a great friend that u would always want in ur life. If u don’t know a Candice then u need to find one.

Jack: hey Candice I heard u like milo dont you! HUHHHH?!

Candice: *smacks across the face*

Jack: hey hey take it easy girly

by Ms.Lazy January 7, 2018

the condition

Waking up in a strange place after having consumed much alcohol, walking to were your bathroom normaly is, then relieving yourself in an inappropriate area of your hosts house.

Don had the condition earlier. He got trashed last night and crashed on my sofa, woke up in the middle of the night, stumbled into my closet and peed in my shoes.

by Timothy Trice April 16, 2007

Norwegian Air Conditioner

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.

Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!

by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010

candian

A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word

Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!

by Sasori May 11, 2003