commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship

"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"

by gmc1978 December 16, 2009

Commodore Tiberius

A title of honor bestowed upon a person who is at the highest level of awesome that can be achieved. They are arrogant, but can back up their words with action. They must be the best at everything they do.

That guy can't lose at anything! I'm gonna call him Commodore Tiberius!

That dude's a legend! he'll only be referred to as Commodore Tiberius.

by Commodore Tiberius February 8, 2010

Commonsensualist

One who lives ones/it's life based on the laws of common sense.

"LaValle is definitely a Commonsensualist! He seems to rarely make the same mistake twice. I guess common sense would tell you not to try something 'that way' a second time. And he seems to be good at figuring things out as well..."

by The Commonsensualist October 25, 2011

CoDmother

A female parent or guardian who considers it essential to provide their children with the latest games from the Call of Duty franchise.

An example of a review for Call of Duty: Ghosts left by a frustrated CoDmother.

pre order what a joke
pre ordered months ago and low and behold no game on release day !!! take the money but don't deliver, would not recommend if you actually want the game on day of release 2 very disappointed sons thanks

by ZbrushCentral November 6, 2013

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Committed a mongo

Any mistake in grammar.

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"

by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014

common girl

A regular girl. / A simple girl.

For example,: The girl I like is just a common girl.

by #TM December 14, 2015