Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.

These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible

by Hugesten November 27, 2023

The Colon Three Cult

A cult of weirdos who play geometry dash and spam colon three in a text channel. And we play a lot of geometry dash, believe me.
Owned by Prismapeia.

"Can you send it in The Colon Three Cult?"

by TheCub1cal February 26, 2025

toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.

by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016