college shower 

spraying clothes with febreeze

I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.

college shower by LazyMan08 September 28, 2008

College Essay 

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.

Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!

College Essay by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008

College Park 

Atlanta's Compton

I got lost near Hartsfield and somehow ended up in Compton, turns out it was College Park.

College Park by ThurrtyPhiv January 16, 2009

College Works 

A scam, a pyramid scheme, a lie. Through an intricate brainwashing process, the company tricks college students into providing them with free promotion and labor, and providing innocent homeowners with god awful paint jobs. Even worse, College Works has an entire corporate branch made just to go online and promote the program by posing as satisfied college students. They compose false testimonials and make fake accounts for online forums to argue with complainers and people who call them out. There are considerable chunks of their website devoted to refuting claims that their program is a scam.
Please Google search "College Works" and form your own opinion.

I got an internship with College Works Panting! There were so many rigorous interviews and training sessions, but they said they want to hire me as a manager!

College Works by bottom brick March 7, 2011

college of the canyons 

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".

Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.

college of the canyons by COCSUX October 13, 2005

college whore 

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

college whore by Ellis April 23, 2005

College Wash 

When you are too lazy, too broke, or don't have enough time to wash your clothes, but just so happen to have some Febreeze and a hair dryer handy, you college wash em'.

College washing, to be exact, is when you fill your sink, dunk the clothing item in the sink, spray with Febreeze, and dry with a hair dryer. This is usually done with shirts which doesn't have any stains per say, but are a little funky.

Perfect for the poor college student, the lazy high schooler that doesn't want to walk 20 feet to the laundry room, or the chronic stoner that is way the past "able to operate a washer/dryer" stage of highness.

Jenny: Hey can I borrow that red shirt you wore yesterday?
Becky: Sure, mind if I college wash it though?
Jenny: Not at all.

College Wash by Aly Baja November 8, 2009