Certy

Shortened phrase replacing certified

Oi Ben chuck us a certy road bev

by Alittleawkward January 27, 2017

Cortaca

An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.

Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.

by bombedbomber October 8, 2011

coerce the don

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.

"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.

by Balls April 27, 2004

Certy

Urban word for describing someone who is authorised or has experience in the streets.

“My resume is still certy”

by KingKong65 February 21, 2021

CON-cert

A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.

Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?

Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.

by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008

coerce the don

Montreallian valis. Applicable when one is attempting to valenzate a puzonicle don that is clearly briacatus and unable to stand with her own power.

Upon leaving the Dome, Chains coerced the don to no avail.

by PON April 26, 2004

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003