Peelin' the Cucumber

When your in the kitchen and you have a cucumber in your left hand (or maybe your right) and you have a vegetable peeler in your right hand (or maybe your absence of a hand) and you happen to join the two identifiable objects together so that one might separate the atoms of the other, just SO, as to remove only the outer layer of the fruit.

I was peelin' the cucumber before making a healthy meal.

by Elaura January 27, 2017

chocolate cucumber

brown skinned cock, dark skinned dick from latinos and black americans

I have chocolate cucumber for latinas.

by steven weily July 1, 2007

Cucumber.r

The person named kris with 90 subs on YT that draws

Hi Kris aka cucumber.r

by Cucumber.r November 14, 2019

creamy cucumber salad

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.

Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.

by ranchanator February 25, 2010

cockberries

when those little peices of poop get stuck in the hair on your taint.

damn, can you help me with all these cockberries?

by kara_schratzke_09 July 15, 2009

Anus cucumber

Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.

Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...

Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!

by Jesseanne December 14, 2008

Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.

Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.

by pseudomine December 7, 2009