A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.

I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!

I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.

Skidmark Cobra by He-is-man December 17, 2008

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Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

Teasing the Cobra by ydobon September 4, 2007

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GEN COBRA

the alltime greatest mapper for mohaa ever. he made the maps for all city nights mods and he has made over 20 maps. hes the person who got me into the game.

i dont think ive had anymore fun than playin in the subway at city nights I, one of GEN COBRA's best maps.

GEN COBRA by el_pirate November 30, 2003

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