Cancerous Ass Carnage

the act of smearing your bloody dick on a rectal tumor

Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage

by jlaw23s June 20, 2009

Carnal

christian that is non religious and not spiritual, verb for a Corinthian

He was a carnal person, so he stopped going to church on sundays.

by gern123 March 13, 2010

Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 14, 2008

silicon carne

Cyberporn. Pun on (hot-flavoured) chili con carne (chili with meat) and the silicon in the chips in your computer.

I surfed the web for the sites my friends from school had set up two or three years before and found myself looking at more and more silicon carne instead.

by Fearman January 8, 2008

carnie

poor people who cheat children on fair games, usually giving poor prizes to those who do win.

dont go near him he's a smelly carnie

by Mcfarts June 6, 2003

Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients. Related to the Meatatarian, however the Carnevarian believes that eating vegetables is cruel to plants. Just because you can't hear their cries doesn't mean they don't feel. At least in the killing of animals for meat you are honest with yourself. Carnivarians are the anti-vegetarian, and do not tolerate Vegetarians / Vegans telling them what they can and cannot eat.

Veggy Velma: "How can you eat that steak? Don't you know the suffering that poor cow went through?"

Meaty Mark: "How can you eat that salad? What about the suffering of those sprouts and lettuce as they were ripped from the ground?"

Veggy Velma: "They don't feel anything. I'm a tree hugging vegetarian. I care about all the animals."

Meaty Mark: "I'm a Carnevarian, and I am honest about where my food comes from. Don't tell me how to live, and I won't tell you."

by Tobias B. Bradick May 22, 2008

Carnerbivore

Someone who always eats meat on a salad.

"I am a total carnerbivore because I can't eat a salad without some kind of meat on it..."

by Rick P. September 14, 2006