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I'm Chuck Bass

A universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. To be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly, with one's eyes half-closed to signify as much smugness and mystique as possible.
Friend: Hey dude what happened Friday night, you left with those girls, then what?

You: .....I'm Chuck Bass..

Friend: Ohhh, right
I'm Chuck Bass by toamidnightshow October 20, 2008
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chuckin the deuce 

To throw your hand up to hail someone or greet a friend done by throwing your hand up showing the peace sign backwards.
Originally from Houston,Texas.
Nigga I was rolling down in the turning lane chuckin the deuce at the homies.
chuckin the deuce by ty ty May 14, 2006

Good Luck Chuck Syndrome 

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.
"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

chuck a browneye 

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.
chuck a browneye by herbie August 25, 2004

Chuck E. Cheese 

Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.

Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.

2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest mouse in the fucking world!

double chuck 

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.
Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"
double chuck by Nick D November 1, 2005