Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.

"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"

by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023

Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.

That dude is a chud

by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018

chud

Computer Hardware Understanding Development

A long-forgotten set of Apple performance tools from the PowerPC era, used by old-school Mac nerds to squeeze every last cycle out of their hardware. If you know what CHUD is, you probably still have a G5 somewhere.

Bro, you’ve been CHUDing that Power Mac for hours. Just let it die.

by zvaignes March 15, 2025

Chud

Chud even smaller than a chode

Girl one: That dude over there told he's got such a big dick.
Girl two: He's such a lier I saw his dick pics he's got a Chud.

by Ieatchud June 5, 2019

Chud

Yeetington.

Yeetington is a chud.

by Hail Ye 1488 December 5, 2022

Chud

Terminally online easily manipulated basement dwellers driven almost entirely by a sense of hatred and aggrievement while lacking the basic intelligence to entertain complex thoughts or nuance.

"The Chuds are obsessed over this TV series they say is woke garbage, they're ironically signal boosting every episode, making it more successful"

by Hoien Kyouma September 12, 2022

Chud

If pee is #1 and poop is #2, #3 is chud. Watery excrement. Sometimes accompanied by a fart.

Your chud smells so bad, dude!

by ChickenMilk101 November 2, 2023