Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

fosh ohnd chops

New Zealand for "fis and chips"

lots go ohnd got som fosh ohnd chops

by dtk July 10, 2004

raging spoota chops

one who is known for having zero friends but thinking they have many and generally being hated due to their stumpiness

oh god, fi is such a raging spoota chops!

by mr bruce September 4, 2006

ballin the chops

Jabbing the inside of someones mouth while they are giving head without getting any rakage.

My meat bag's mouth was so sore after ballin the chops she needed to spray her mouth down with Chloraseptic.

by jimsnickery August 1, 2007

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

chonsey

A crazy girl, usually short and wild. Sometimes resembles a rat and is called a rat by others. Chonsey is usually a nickname for Chelsea, most chonseys have brown hair and brown eyes and walk like the creatures from the nightmare before Christmas
Wow that girl is crazy, she must be a chonsey!

Wow that Girl is crazy, she must be a Chonsey!

by Chonseylover September 26, 2013

dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.

April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.

by lilly fisher March 14, 2005