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chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.
Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.
by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010
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Chinese Reversal

To go up to someone in child birth and punch the baby back inside.
The child was crowning, but then that asshole Chinese Reversal it back inside.
by tallywacker17 December 13, 2010
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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chinese time

to arrive late thinking there's nothing wrong, its usually half an hour late.
Rob: look she's finally arrived...
Bob: yeah its called chinese time
by coolwheels November 13, 2005
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chinese oilwell

When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.
Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.
by george trowbridge November 14, 2006
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Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.
Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.
by Jimmy McNibble June 16, 2004
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Sun Chips

Mr. Potato Head: "Yo, don't tell anyone dis but Sun Chips are so much more bangin' than normal potato chips."
by BrianWallenstein December 29, 2007
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