A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.
by team lupin November 18, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.
by yhalothere February 8, 2009
Get the Angry Cullen mug.definition: one who douches! has a small penis and normally has some sort of erectile disfunction. women should stay away...far away.
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Get the Edward Cullen mug.A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.
Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.
It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.
It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Worship Song of Cullenism:
"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."
"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."
by Twi-hards down under August 15, 2008
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complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
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