Someone who plays nothing but elves in tabletop or computer RPGs (such as Dungeons and Dragons), and has gotten to the point where they refuse to play a character of any other race.
They are a compendium of lore when it comes to anything elven about a given setting, but they get offended if one plays an elf in a manner they consider incorrect or improper.
They typically play elven females, even if they themselves are male, on the grounds that "they are more attractive to look at when playing".
They are a compendium of lore when it comes to anything elven about a given setting, but they get offended if one plays an elf in a manner they consider incorrect or improper.
They typically play elven females, even if they themselves are male, on the grounds that "they are more attractive to look at when playing".
Player 1: "Hey, what is up with Player 3?"
Player 2: "Oh, he's a career elf. Just let him spend time with his little elf friends and leave him alone."
Player 3 (Career Elf): "I am a great roleplayer, even though my character is born from the depths of Mary Sue-dom, and I only play one race exclusively!"
Player 2: "Oh, he's a career elf. Just let him spend time with his little elf friends and leave him alone."
Player 3 (Career Elf): "I am a great roleplayer, even though my character is born from the depths of Mary Sue-dom, and I only play one race exclusively!"
by PiousHeretic, the Mighty. March 30, 2009
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Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
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A person's normal speaking voice, without any change in volume, stress, "tone" or emphasis placed upon any of the words.
Antonym of "upper case voice".
Antonym of "upper case voice".
"If you want to continue this discussion, I need you to stop yelling and speak calmly. Use your lower case voice."
by markfromhouston September 25, 2009
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by Nicholas Weiner October 9, 2008
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To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.
I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.
I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004
Get the basket case mug.Funny how most people who call their job a career don't stop to realize that's all a Career is - just a really long job.
by JamesWeyand April 22, 2009
Get the Career mug.A person who is so focused on money, status and career advancement that they are blind to most of what makes life enjoyable and meaningful. Things, people and experiences that do not directly further their career goals mean nothing to them. How they dress, what they drive, where they vacation, what they talk about is all focused on presenting a competent, successful image of themselves to people in a position to hire them, promote them or give them business. Everything else in life is worthless to them (until, of course, they achieve that success and realize it didn't come close to filling the hole in them they thought it would). Then they reverse tactics and become all new-agey in an attempt to reverse decades of single-minded careerism. Children of these people roll their eyes a lot and think their parents are assholes.
I just wasted two hours of my life having dinner with my client. They're such a career nazi, we had to talk business all night long. I need a drink
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
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