cartball

Golf, when played with use of an electric cart, thereby depriving it of any significant exercise value.

All too many males over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a tough workout.

by Peter May 13, 2005

carta blanca

Pisswater, easy to chug, chug beer

Yo, have you picked up that 40oz of Carta blanca; I'm tryna chug and not puke. SWITCH TO CARTA BLANCA, DONT GET HIT BY PUKE REFLEXES

by COLT 45 N 2 ZIG ZAG November 22, 2013

Cartman

A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.

I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.

by Sy the man November 12, 2013

Eric Cartman

A Complete Racist and Sexist Asshole from a small town in colorado called South Park, this child single handedly is The most Evil Protagonist a show has ever had, always Disrepekin Butters this asshole is somehow funny NOW RESPECT MY ATHORITI

Eric Cartman is such a racist poopypants

by Buttersgotcreamygoo March 21, 2020

carmani

Carmani is a guy that is sexy as fuck with waves that can pull any girl and will fuck a nigga grandma

That nigga carmani is dummy fine

by Carmani July 11, 2018

carmageddon

When your personal vehicle breaks down on the freeway.

I had carmageddon yesterday when the gears went out on my Tercel w/ a semi riding on my rear!!

by earth420 July 17, 2011

Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.

Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!

by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010