careerblock

1. To intentionally or unintentionally prevent someone from achieving their career goals
2. Any action that prevents someone from achieving their career goals.

Joe careerblocked me by putting up facebook photos of me wasted at the party 2 months ago. Didn't get the job.

by igglyiggly March 30, 2010

Cartoe

To be stabbed by a pencil

"Dont make me cartoe you"

by Mizz romanian May 2, 2010

Carthewed

The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.

Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*

by carthewed March 8, 2017

Carter Lee

Carts the man. The best guy in th world

Carter Lee is the best guy in the world

by Carts_the_man June 7, 2018

career balling

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports

Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!

by theman034 June 12, 2018

Carter B.

This kids a complete baller dude. He breaks people’s ankles all day. He’s a savage. One thing, if you beat him in a 1v1 he’ll get jealous and kill you and your family!

George: I hate Basketball
Koonce: I wish I was Carter B.

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Carter

Seems nice at first but then gets bored of the girl he’s dating so he flirts with others but then gets broken up with and tries to go back. Also usually has a shitty hairline and acme.

Ugh that kid is such a Carter. Yeah he spread my nudes everywhere and then asked me out again.

by YahYeetBeatMyMeat October 10, 2018