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Callum

Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.

If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019
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Calum

A male's name. Usually very good looking and intelligent.
Wow Calum is so hot! Did i mention he is smart too? I am totally going to ask him out!
by Injxred October 26, 2019
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The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator
Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!
by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011
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Meat Calculator

An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.
Those meat calculator cunts in engineering don't have the slightest amount of common sense.
by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012
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calpurnpiso

an annoying person addicted to and obsessed by a single theory, for which they have no evidence and to which they stick despite all evidence to the contrary.
See: RavingAtheists forum for hundreds of similar- if not identical posts:

Calpurnpiso says:"This is exactly my point. Religious-psychosis attacks brains susceptible to this form of schizophrenia mixed with temporal lobe epilepsy disease. This is my hypothesis since the cause of about 90% of neurologiocal disorders, including schizophrenia, TLE is unknown. If the cause of schizophrenia or TLE was known I would not be so certain religious DELUSIONAL BELIEFS, which are not unlike those produced by the schizophrenic, TLE, Drugged, Traumatized brain, are a form of mental illness!.

The brain is an organ like any other organs of the body, and they ALL are susceptible to illness some genetic and some acquired. Aren't some people born with underdeveloped optic nerve? Though having normal vision the brain can't interpret them correctly. Only over 50 years ago, these people would be labeled mentally retarded!"
by psychodiva June 16, 2009
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calculate

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.
by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008
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callums corner

A TicTac spazmoid who thinks he knows how to do karate. He acts hard and says not to mess with him. Became famous over his videos critisizing BGMedia.
Yo have u seen tictac spazmoid callums corner on youtube recently?
by PilziYT January 10, 2017
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