Caleb (why????)

A guy who confuses you with your own emotions. He makes you laugh and smile, but then he also breaks your heart. He is not good with his feelings and he believes emotions are a joke. You dont know when he is telling the truth or if he is just making it up. He says the nicest things sometimes, even if it wasnt meant for you. He loves his family but has a hard time with girls. He doesnt exactly know when hes hit a nerve or gone too far. He gets all weird and leaves when you try to be nice, but he always apologizes afterward and says hes sorry for being an asshole or a jerk. For some reason, you cant get or stay mad at him even if he is horrible either to you or your best friends. You text eachother all the time but never talk in person because it just gets weird. He makes you feel good but he also breaks your heart. You know that he probably never thinks of you like you think about him, and he will never be yours, but you get jealous and u hate it when you know he probably likes someone else, but for some reason, you cannot get him out of your head, and you have a hopeless crush on him.

Caleb (why????) confuses me...

by Sophia Cardenas June 3, 2018

caleb

a ugly bitch that looks like a giraffe

wow is that a girrafe?

no, it’s just caleb

by clown🥵🤡 October 18, 2019

Calabrese

someone who is hard-headed or stubborn

I'm a Calabrese you nut!

by Mawrter July 22, 2008

Caleb

The MOST BIGGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

Damn, why did the floor just shake.

THATS CALEB.

by YURRR🥶🥶🥶 March 7, 2021

Calabozo

Jail (Sp.); calaboose; hoosegow; Graybar motel.

I wen' to Ensenada an' ended up in the Calabozo, just for smokin' a joint!

by Octopod November 5, 2003

Caleb

Caleb is quite tall. He is very funny and is usually associated with Fortnite and memes. Caleb is also one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He never actually does anything wrong, but he can be a bit annoying at times. A lot of people tolerate Caleb but there are a few who actually regard him as a friend. Caleb has someone close to him but he is oblivious to the fact that there is probably someone out there who really likes him as well. If you’ve got Caleb as friend, never let him go. He’s one of the best kinds out there.

“Why’s that guy acting so weird?”
“Oh. That’s just Caleb. He’s always like that.”

by theawkwardviolist November 23, 2018

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010