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calpurnpiso

an annoying person addicted to and obsessed by a single theory, for which they have no evidence and to which they stick despite all evidence to the contrary.
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Calpurnpiso says:"This is exactly my point. Religious-psychosis attacks brains susceptible to this form of schizophrenia mixed with temporal lobe epilepsy disease. This is my hypothesis since the cause of about 90% of neurologiocal disorders, including schizophrenia, TLE is unknown. If the cause of schizophrenia or TLE was known I would not be so certain religious DELUSIONAL BELIEFS, which are not unlike those produced by the schizophrenic, TLE, Drugged, Traumatized brain, are a form of mental illness!.

The brain is an organ like any other organs of the body, and they ALL are susceptible to illness some genetic and some acquired. Aren't some people born with underdeveloped optic nerve? Though having normal vision the brain can't interpret them correctly. Only over 50 years ago, these people would be labeled mentally retarded!"
by psychodiva June 16, 2009
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Casper's Jeep

a wrecked car, usually due to a driver being buzzed.
"After that crash my car is nothing but a Casper's Jeep"
by choke no joke January 3, 2008
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What's your point caller?

A question that is posed to a person who is telling a story or asking a question that makes no sense, or doesn't appear to have an ending. Does not specifically have to be used on the telephone.
So he was like driving, then his mum called, and she told him about the washing machine, and there was a huge tree in the park, and his brother was playing football

What's your point caller?

Oh, erm...
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good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)
Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."
by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008
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The Casper

A man begins having intercourse from the rear with the lady of his choice, midpump he switches out with a friend. He then walks outside to the window, and waves to his sexual partner.
She freaked out when I used the casper on her!
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Caspered

When you roll over and your girl farts in your booty hole
Man, I rolled over last night to crash and homegirl straight caspered me in her sleep
by Mike the Mu July 1, 2018
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nerve calmer

by aaron mayhall April 6, 2004
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