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Cleetus

A state of anger reached from the consummation of vast quantities of strongbow that is a danger to both friend and foe alike
Hes drank all that and turned into Cleetus
by Paulbo Palmer April 10, 2015
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clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
by Skott October 11, 2004
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boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
by shwibby September 16, 2006
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Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.
That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.
by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009
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Clemtaco

n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*

example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009
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clepto

a mobster, in other words a wiseguy
clepto=member of a mob
by Clepto July 18, 2006
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Clefable

A pokemon that you think would be a badass but it really is just a slightly larger and fatter version of Clefairy. A.K.A waste of a moon stone; just get a super sexy NidoQueen instead.
Fuck man, I should have used my Moon Stone to get NidoQueen; now all I have is this Clefable. (sigh)
by Lil Chomsky November 18, 2013
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