night cardio

sex at night

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.

by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017

Rubix cardi

A phychiatric in-patient term for a garment which is designed to restrict movement for one's own safety and/or the safety of others i.e a straight jacket. Rubix is a reference to the difficult to solve popular toy, the rubix cube

'How's Ted doing?'
'They bounced him up proper, with the whole rubix cardi and everything'

'ffffs Ted'

by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017

Going all Cardi B on her

Getting aggressive with someone for starting rumors or making rude unnecessary comments about how you parent your child/children!

Girl! Did you see Julie Going All Cardi B On Her? Lonnie should know better that to come at her as a mother!

by MamaBee73 September 8, 2018

wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Candian

A person from the town of Candia, NH.

If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.

by racartier April 15, 2006

cardiac exam

When an individual on a med-school course wishes to have sex with a non-med school individual. She considers sexual intercourse the bargaining chip to get him to agree to the cardic examination where she opens up his chest cavity and pokes the cardiac muscle.

So you know how i’m a med student? I’d shag you for a cardiac exam.

by Magicbeans123 January 2, 2021

cardacopter

Adjective: used to describe it when you do something so amazing that it is equivalent, or superior in coolness to blowing up an airborne helicopter with a car lunched at it through using a tollbooth as a ramp.

Damn man that so was cardacopter

by Joshua Lamont July 6, 2008